I SEE YOUR TRUE COLOR(S)

Malaysia is a multi-racial country, NOT Islamic country and so we are all bound to bump into many different antics from all these races. This post may be a tad bit sensitive to some and I am sorry if it offends you but it is all for the sake of info-sharing. C'mon, making a joke or two about races doesn't make you a racist. So, let's chill and have a laugh.

MALAYS:

The Malays are divided into 2 types. There are those who are very well educated or have received education. They are very fun to have a conversation with and they have common sense and also they do not make you feel like as if you want to judge them. These are the people that you can usually hang out with and are glad because they are much more open-minded. Then there are those who only knows how to 'rempit' and wolf-whistle. These, I'll just leave them at that. The Malays are very friendly and they tend to talk to you like they've known you for ages. Some find it annoying but it is their culture.

INDIANS:

The Indians are very friendly. Extremely friendly...to other Indians. You will see them in eateries, supermarkets, wet markets talking to each other like they are relatives but the fact is that, they've only met today. There are also 2 types of Indians. There are those who are the well educated, who enjoys a proper conversation and then there are Indians who talks so fast that there's no comma whatsoever. Even the fullstop is on their forehead. Not only they talk fast but they talk loud. You see these types of Indians talking and you think that they are fighting or someone had just slept with their husband when in truth, they were just chit-chatting.

CHINESE:

The Chinese most definitely have their types. You have the Chinese who are also well educated who carries proper, structured and conversation that makes sense and you have the Chinese which us, Chinese label as Pig-Dog a.k.a 'TuKao'. Nuff said.

Now, in the fast pacing world of 2012, another 'race' has emerged from the abyss of humanity. This race, they are called The Gays.

THE GAYS:

They are either a very quite bunch or a very dumb bunch. The quite bunch are usually the smart ones or the ones that observe while the dumb bunch are the ones that ask questions and all their questions are such a mournful sound. The dumb ones likes to ask questions like 'When is your last sex?' The sentence itself is disturbing. Shouldn't it be 'When was the last time you had sex?' but still, it's none of anybody's concern, no? They also like to ask if you like guys or if you are gay or bisexual. Well, they just like questions in general.

Put all these races together in a bus and this is what you will get;

MALAYS :- Playing their mp3 out loud on their phone like as if everybody in the bus would enjoy their taste in music.

INDIANS :- They'd be talking to the person next to them or opposite of them like they are relatives or close friends but they are actually...strangers.

CHINESE :- They do nothing except plug in their earphones and space out. Occasionally they sing out loud thinking nobody can hear them.

THE GAYS :- They don't talk, they don't do anything apart from trying to figure out who is gay in the bus. And once they managed to spot one of their kind, they stare.

Hi THERE, I'M CHiNESE.

There are TWO types of people in the world (no, I'm not singing or quoting from Britney Spears). Here is how I see it, there are those WHO SEEKS ANSWERS IN THIS WORLD and then there are...CHINESE. Considering the Chinese community can be found anywhere in the world, I guess there are plenty of these types of people.

Those WHO SEEKS ANSWERS IN THIS WORLD are people who do research after research to try to figure out what is out there in this world apart from life itself. Like, are there other life forms or what happens when our life-energy/force (whatever you wanna call it) leaves our vessel/body (whatever you wanna call it). They ask questions but often, you ponder about their questions. Their questions leave you thinking and wanting to do research of your own. Though most of the time, these people who ponder ended up in Wikipedia or Google for answers.

Great short-clip by Jinnyboy.

Now, the second type of people in this world known as the CHINESE, they ask questions. They ask plenty of questions, everyday, every minute, everytime they see another Chinese. Well, sometimes other races also (no racist vibe intended). Instead of asking life-changing or thought-provoking questions, they tend to ask questions that I personally labelled as 'The Rebecca Black'. Here's a little bit of my own experience upon bumping into the CHINESE.

Le me accompanying le mother to the morning market when bump into mother's friend :

Mother's Friend: Eh! Come to buy vegetables ah?!

Mother: Yes

Me: *Poker Face

Mother's Friend: Wah! Your son ah?!

Mother: No, my daughter.

Me: *grins and glad that bitchy gene came from le mother.

Le me coming out from hair salon and bump into mother's friend (diferent one):

Mother's Friend: Cut hair ah?

Me: No la. Watch movie, auntie.

Le me in the cinema. Movie finishes, saw friends in the same cinema hall.

Friends: Eh?! Watch movie ah?! (in mandarin)

Me: No la. Came to have sex (in mandarin, 作爱)

The most common 'Chinese questions' asked would be when they bump into someone they know at a restaurant or any food outlet and they would ask "hey! having lunch/dinner ah?!" Given the cheeky me, I would normally reply "nope, showering." The CHINESE may have contributed in arts, wars, economics and many others but they sure do ask typically obvious questions. Some might say these questions are dumb. The Chinese can be a real pain in the ass when you are dealing business with them but when you meet them out of their work zone, they can be real joke. A CHINESE A DAY KEEPS THE SINGSEH AWAY? I'm no racist but then if one were to become a racist, it has to start with your own race I suppose.

ME

CHINESE

IN CONCLUSION