GAYS (SOME) THINKS AND SAYS THE DARNDEST THINGS.

Do what you know what does it mean to be a gay? Well, it's not supposed to have such big fuss because being gay is just about someone who likes the same sex. That's all but of late, I've dealt with few gays that are pretty much dumb, I guess? Or maybe they just don't think before they make assumptions. I know that when one opens up to being gay, some of their senses and emotion heightens (like being a vampire) but I didn't know that stupidity is heighten as well.

Some gays are just such dum fuk because in their mindset, there's no such thing as friends. Once you are attached, you are only allowed to go out with your partner. Example, when I asked a gay friend out, he asked me "I thought you found love already?" So, what? Having the particular like on someone means you are not allowed to have friends to hang out? Or just because I state that 'I found love' don't mean I am REALLY in love.   Don't you know by now that I 'found love' like every 2-3 minutes? If I have a diary, it would have been filled with;

Dear Diary,

I found love (Sat, 15/4; 3.15pm)

Dear Diary,

I found love (Sat, 15/4; 3.40pm)

Dear Diary,

I found love (Sat 15/4; 4.10pm)

So, yeah. That's my definition of love. Never take me seriously when I say 'I found love' UNLESS you see pictures of me and him together with some out of this world caption with sexual innuendos. Having said that I found love and why bother looking for friends to go out is just ridiculous.

I guess I'm not a very good gay. From what I've seen and experienced, I'm not very good at being gay. As strange as that may sound because you see;

I don't lie, well not much but I don't lie well.

I don't make assumptions on their relationship status based on Facebook.

I don't ask funny questions like "Are you top/bottom?" on the first chat. Most of the time, I don't even have to ask because they would've asked.

I don't post pictures of my naked body because I'd rather have a face picture. You see, I have a face.

I don't post pictures of my private parts or the place where the sun don't shine.

I don't ask for naked pictures.

I also tend to reply texts and answer my phone calls which most gays don't do well.

Or how about a gay stating that they are OVERLY straight acting and they are anti to even the slightest show of femininity. Haha, I don't see THAT straight acting side when there's a dick in your mouth. I quote, Davey Wavey, Shit That Gay People Say, 2011. Every guy has a feminine side, just their family jewels' stopping them from showing it. How bout those that's like "Bi now, Gay later". Silly shit. Apart from that, I also don't do THAT kinda drama where gays are torn between MANY, MANY situations. Such as;

I am single but I am not.

I've just broke up and I'm not ready.

I've just broke up so hope you understand, I want you but not as a replacement.

I'm attached but I've lost interest in him so I hope to know you better.

I'm attached but I am the type who falls in love with 2, 3 person at a time.

I'm different I guess, haha. Self praise much? How can I not be different when I don't practice all the 'sacred' practices of being a gay as stated above? It's never my lost if you decide to cut me off because of your own assumption of me based on my Facebook status. I know I am fun to be around with and I've never fail to put a smile on someone's face so ain't my lost. To some gays, brighten up would ya? And if any of you are offended while reading this post, ouch.

Well, not to THAT extend...