PLEASE, DON'T.

We as humans, have rights but just because we have rights don't always make it right for us to wear certain things especially when it concerns people with bigger size. Just a heads up, this is not a post to make fun of people of bigger size. I myself, am not the average Joe size so hey, if I am poking fun then it's me I am poking fun at.

When it comes to clothing and style, it can be quite tricky if you are not a regular sample size person. Yes, big is beautiful, big is bold, big is brave, beauty is in the eye of beholder and God made us all beautiful. Those craps aside, you do want to look good, right? You can be fat and fabulous but please don't go making all the wrong decisions on what to wear. Instead of wearing what to wear, fat people tend to wear what NOT to wear. *Sorry for the lack of images in this post as they can be a tad bit too offensive.

HORIZONTAL STRIPES

Oh Lord, no. This is one of the biggest mistake that fat people make. Horizontal print makes you look even wider than you already are so stop buying those horizontal print tees no matter how much you like them. Hey, I love stripes and all those sailor-themed clothes but you can't because of your size. Kill those horizontal stripes, opt for vertical stripes IF you must have stripes in your wardrobe. Vertical ones elongates your body instead of widen it like horizontal.

ANIMAL PRINTS

Let's just say you wouldn't want the hunter mistaken you for an animal? Plus, they are kinda yesterday?

TUBE TOPS

Girls, please...do not and I repeat, do not obstruct traffic with those overflowing flabs that are screaming to come out due to being hugged by that piece of tube top you are wearing. The world has enough natural disasters as it is that we don't need a man-made (or woman-made) disaster.

SINGLETS

Men, please...no. The rule to wearing a singlet is that you MUST at least have a visible collar bone to put on a singlet. If you don't have, just cover it all up.

SHORT SHORTS

These shorts looks real gay but other than that, if it is on a fat person, you just draw attention to you thighs. Then you rant and be emo about it. You were asking for it, no?

SPANDEX/TIGHTS

For the love of God, stop trying to squeeze your fats out with spandex. Yes, wearing oversized clothes can make you look bigger but that doesn't give you the free-pass to wear an extremely body hugging piece of clothing. Just find something of your size that you feel comfortable in, not something that will make people stare at you. Being above the average size, we hate to be stared at.

THONGS

This is a crime. When you are fat, you don't show your thong. You, instead, show your butt crack or butt fats so please stay away from thongs.

SKINNY JEANS

Just because it's called skinny jeans don't mean it will make you look slimmer. Even skinny people look bad in skinny jeans. 

LAYERING

When you are above the average size, you HAVE to stay away from layering. Even an additional layer will make you look thicker than you already are. One piece is enough. Don't go put on a undershirt, a jacket and a scarf. That just screams fashion murder.

TUCKING IN

Don't attempt to tuck in your clothes inside as it makes your waistline even more obvious and also don't try to tuck in your jeans into your ankle high shoes, it will never fit.

SMALL BAGS

No, when you are big, you don't carry teeny tiny bag thinking you are Tinkerbell. Just stay with something medium or large in size. Big bags are in, you can even stuff skinny bitches inside if they stare.

Also, don't moan and grieve over how clothes looks good on mannequins and models because EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD ON THEM. They are not human!

Unfortunately, no but just wear things that are right for your body size.