RING MY BELLS!

Also a plan back in 2011. Will be updating soon.
 
So, you've seen my 'meticulous' phuneral plan and I would like to dub it the 'Phuneral' of the Century :) Yeah, its weird to plan my wedding after my phuneral but then again, who cares :) Its fun. Or should I call it WETding?

And so I've found my Mr. Right despite the wrongs we're in (you know, like we're gay with capital H-I-M and lots of things in this world objects it. You name it, government, religion, God, parents etc.) Thank God my parent is okay with it and I think God will accept it in time, right BIG GUY?

Now it will be held in an open area just like my phuneral. Probably do it in another park where all my bitches will be present. Like my phuneral, everyone is invited to this joyous (or gayous?) occassion even those who came before. The park will be decorated with pillars to generate the Greek-ish feel. Then our archway will be very Greek as well (if only it can be held in the Parthenon). Oh! and I want statues of Greek Goddesses surrounding the place, so effin' cool right?! Seats are in white made out of oak so that if any Original Vampires sits on it, we can stake them using the oak wood to make sure they stay dead-dead. The guests will be separated into two aisle, GAYS and STRAiGHTS. Sorry, no bis or confused ones in my wedding. It is after-all a happy occasion and if someone wants to be confused, definitely not in my wedding. Before the groom and groom enters, of course the guests will be entertained with some music and the opening number will be...Florence + The Machine's You've Got The Love.

The VENUE! Naiss, right?!

Part of the deco, naisss right?!

 

For flowers, I would want mixed posy of white gardenias, roses, orchids and freesias. Awesome, gaysome, moresome!

Now that everyone is seated, the priest will enter and California Girls starts to play, accompanying the priest up to the altar. Then 1/2 of the groom, me will walk up to the altar with my best (wo)man, Amanda Yeo and What's My Name by Rihanna plays. Next, the groomsmen and bridesmaids walks down in pairs ending with the best man and the maid of honor. As they walk towards the altar (few steps lower than me), Beyonce's Single Ladies plays.

Next, the ring bearer and the flower girl will walk in. The ring bearer of course a noob-ish looking little boy and the flower girl, a little girl who is obsessed with flowers and just can't wait for her puberty. Together, they are accompanied by Pussycat Dolls' When I Grow Up. Now, the other half of the groom walks in with his closest family member that is still alive accompanied by Britney's Oops I Did It Again. As the priest says whatever he is suppose to say, Black Eyed Peas' Shut Up plays because c'mon, all we wanna do is kiss, pronounced husbands and husbands and do each other like earth shattering!

When it is time to say our vows, we will of course say the sweetest and gayest things. Mine will be how we were all in denial about liking men (Katy Perry's Ur So Gay plays) but it all changed after meeting that special someone on a very special day (Last Friday Night plays). Part of the vow will be us answering the very common question of "why we wanna be gays?" At this point, the background music sums it all, Katy Perry's I Kissed A Boy. Our ups and downs, happy times and all (Rihanna's We Found Love plays). We vow till death do us part (phunny, didn't my phuneral just happened?) and this time, Black Eyed Peas' Don't Phunk With My Heart plays. So much vows and there's no "I Love You" uttered and at that moment, Beyonce and Alicia Key's collaboration Put It In A Love Song starts to play. We all said "iLY" by the end of the song :)

Finally, the priest got so tired of all the gayness and ask us to just kiss and this point, Nicki Minaj's Superbass plays continued by Moment For Life. As we slice the rainbow-themed wedding cake, Cheryl Cole's Promise This plays. A toast to happiness, new beginnings and to gay marriages with the background playing Cheers (Drink To That). Now that the formality has ended, every has got to get down on the custom made dancefloor to dance and party like all gays does. The groom and groom's dance is accompanied by Katy Perry's Peacock.

 

Now the wedding has ended and everyone may go in peace (although I think my wedding will probably leave people feeling disturbed). The priest for one will probably quit his job.

PS: Amanda, you can do it with the groomsmen as much as you want though I can't guarantee they are straight :) Try your luck, bet on it. Have yet to think about the groomsmen but I think my groomsmen will consist mainly of girls.