Hi THERE, I'M CHiNESE.

There are TWO types of people in the world (no, I'm not singing or quoting from Britney Spears). Here is how I see it, there are those WHO SEEKS ANSWERS IN THIS WORLD and then there are...CHINESE. Considering the Chinese community can be found anywhere in the world, I guess there are plenty of these types of people.

Those WHO SEEKS ANSWERS IN THIS WORLD are people who do research after research to try to figure out what is out there in this world apart from life itself. Like, are there other life forms or what happens when our life-energy/force (whatever you wanna call it) leaves our vessel/body (whatever you wanna call it). They ask questions but often, you ponder about their questions. Their questions leave you thinking and wanting to do research of your own. Though most of the time, these people who ponder ended up in Wikipedia or Google for answers.

Great short-clip by Jinnyboy.

Now, the second type of people in this world known as the CHINESE, they ask questions. They ask plenty of questions, everyday, every minute, everytime they see another Chinese. Well, sometimes other races also (no racist vibe intended). Instead of asking life-changing or thought-provoking questions, they tend to ask questions that I personally labelled as 'The Rebecca Black'. Here's a little bit of my own experience upon bumping into the CHINESE.

Le me accompanying le mother to the morning market when bump into mother's friend :

Mother's Friend: Eh! Come to buy vegetables ah?!

Mother: Yes

Me: *Poker Face

Mother's Friend: Wah! Your son ah?!

Mother: No, my daughter.

Me: *grins and glad that bitchy gene came from le mother.

Le me coming out from hair salon and bump into mother's friend (diferent one):

Mother's Friend: Cut hair ah?

Me: No la. Watch movie, auntie.

Le me in the cinema. Movie finishes, saw friends in the same cinema hall.

Friends: Eh?! Watch movie ah?! (in mandarin)

Me: No la. Came to have sex (in mandarin, 作爱)

The most common 'Chinese questions' asked would be when they bump into someone they know at a restaurant or any food outlet and they would ask "hey! having lunch/dinner ah?!" Given the cheeky me, I would normally reply "nope, showering." The CHINESE may have contributed in arts, wars, economics and many others but they sure do ask typically obvious questions. Some might say these questions are dumb. The Chinese can be a real pain in the ass when you are dealing business with them but when you meet them out of their work zone, they can be real joke. A CHINESE A DAY KEEPS THE SINGSEH AWAY? I'm no racist but then if one were to become a racist, it has to start with your own race I suppose.

ME

CHINESE

IN CONCLUSION