RELEASE EXCALIBUR!

Hello there! Well, this post is inspired by a blog buddy o' mine. Her name is Sandra; educator by day, blogger by night. She posted some interesting facts about the 'sheath of the sword' a.k.a the vagina or as I call it, the va-jay-jay. Sandra's 15 Facts About Va-Jay-Jays. And so, I'm inspired to post some pretty interesting facts for us men, straight, gay or bi-curious, about the 'sword' a.k.a PENIS! *imagine me screaming 'woohoo!'

*all information came from The Wandering Net

Hey, I love penis and everything penis related. It's not gay, just think of me as a PENIS-ENTHUSIAST. Everybody's got their own thing or two, right? C'mon, everyone loves their penis because it gets THE JOB done, be it tiny, small, big or gianormous. (yes, there's more than small and big to penis sizes and don't ask me which have I tried)

#1. WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?

- There's two types to the penis. There's the GROWER, which expands and lengthens when it's flagged up and the SHOWER which appears big most of the time and it's still the same after achieving a standing ovation. Which one are you? I've seen both and trust me, a GROWER is definitely better when it comes to doing the act of love but hey, whatever rocks your boat.

#2. JUST 1CM SHORTER

- A centimeter is good enough to scare anyone. Having erections are all about good bloodflow and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. It's okay if you don't care about your lungs or dying young but c'mon, save your tool. So, each time you take a puff; take a look at your 'tool' and know that saying 'NO' to the ciggie is for the greater good.

#3. THE PENIS NEEDS NO BRAIN

- While some men likes to boast about how they have self control over their ejaculations, studies have shown that the penis needs not a brain.

#4. FORESKIN TO THE RESCUE!

- One foreskin of a circumcised infant can produce 23,000 square meters.Doctors can use the foreskin on burn victims. Wonder if anyone received my foreskin, HAHA!

#5. 'THANKS', PROSTATE.

- An enlarged prostate gland can cause erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. Don't know what is a prostate gland? Ask my best friend, GOOGLE.

#6. ONLY 6 SECONDS TILL YOU LOSE INTEREST

- The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds and women gets 23 seconds. Talk about equality, pfft! *I've no idea about the 6 seconds rule cause I've never met anyone to get me THAT far, yet.

#7. GO PENIS!

- The Colymbosathon Ecplecticos is  a hard-shelled sea creature that is known as the oldest known species with a penis. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." BEAT THAT, Olympic swimmers!

#8. PLASTIC FOR THE PENIS!

- Circumcised but regretted it? (no idea why would one regret it) Well, the movable skin on the shaft of the penis can be pulled towards the tip and set in place with tape. Doctors then apply plastic rings, caps and weights. Complete coverage? Years... WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME by pulling your penis and using cellophane tapes to tape the skin to the shaft.

#9. YOGA LATELY?

Only 1 man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself a little oral fixation. Okay, eww...

#10. ALL HAIL KING HORNY!

- The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly bedded 37, 800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 - that's seven virgins a day. Will the real HORNYNESS please stand up, please stand up?

#11. OUCH, OVERUSED

- The most common cause of penile rupture? Vigorous masturbation. BOOM!

#12. REALLY?

- German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes 50 seconds. WHAT?! I've had intercourse lasting more than 30 minutes, da fuk?