GAGA, YOU SO PHUNNEH!

Lady Gaga, the Pop Queen of the new music era? Not 100% sure about that but with all her quirkiness and out of this world assembles, you can't help but to want to know what goes in her mind. Then you listen to her songs and you think its all about sex, occult meanings (which I think is just for publicity purposes) and penises (because she likes to do this sorta dance where your eyes tend to focus on her crotch) Gaga however, is a blessing in the music industry, to me. Hey, I like all things quirky and different. I can't stand being the same. As a fan of Gaga, no...I don't call myself Little Monster because the Malaysian fans shamed the title of Little Monster by acting oh-so-childish, I have pretty much love every number in her albums and even more on the unreleased tracks/demos. And so as I was listening to Gaga's tracks, I couldn't help but to 'interpret' some of Gaga's lines from her tracks in my very and I mean VERY own way. Prepare yourself. FYi, most of them are one-liners.

I am wind and hurricane. The stormy sky and rain. When you are dry, I'll flood your place. - THE QUEEN

GAGA: I may be on period but I am still gonna fuck you!

I carry picture of your Neil Young guitar, guitar - (EARTHQUAKE) THEN YOU'D LOVE ME

GAGA: I have a picture of your dick in my purse =)

I want your ugly, I want your disease. I want your everything as long as its free - BAD ROMANCE

GAGA: I don't mind getting your STDs as long as we're making love.

Whoooooooaaaaaaaaa, caught in a bad romance - BAD ROMANCE

GAGA: Damn it! Your damn disco stick is stuck in my eh-eh!

I don't want to be friends, want your bad romance - BAD ROMANCE

Means: Lets be fuck buddies.

Bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang, bang - BEAUTIFUL, DIRTY, RICH

GAGA: *fap, fap, fap*

Boysboysboys, we like boys in cars. Boysboysboys, buy us drinks in bars - BOYSBOYSBOYS

GAGA: Do me in the car and buy me a drink after that.

Not that I don't care about. Just that things got so complicated. I met somebody cute and funny and that's funny. I met someone that I love long long - EH, EH (NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY)

GAGA: Sorry, yours is just a tad bit too short. He's cute, funny and LONG.

J'adore Vivenne, La Vie Et Moi. Gucci, Fendi, Et Prada, Valentino, Armani Too. Merde I love them Jimmy Choo. J'adore Weitzman, La vie et moi Louis, Dolce Gabbana, Alexander McQueen, eh oh. Merde I love those Minolo.  - FASHION

GAGA: Just Gaga dropping some names...

I'm shiny and I know it. Don't know why you wanna blow it. Needs a man who likes it rough - I LIKE IT ROUGH

GAGA: I just had sex with Edward Cullen and trust me, he's not that good.

I can see you staring there from across the block with a smile on your face and your hand on your HUH!- LOVE GAME

GAGA: Are you like...masturbating while looking at me?

Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my poker face - POKER FACE

GAGA: This is my face when I am having sex with you. This is my face (also) when I cum.

I want to roll with him, a hot pair we would be - POKER FACE

GAGA: See, Adele. We are rolling in the deep.

Touch me, to-to-touch me, baby but don't mess up my hair - VANITY

GAGA: Anywhere but the hair. I don't want the after-sex hair.

I won't cry for you. I won't crucify the things you do - BLOODY MARY

GAGA: Don't condemn me just because I am a Catholic and dresses provocatively a.k.a creatively.

Gaga, Gaga, Gaga, Gaga, GAGA - BLOODY MARY

GAGA: Just me repeating my name.

 A different lover is not a sin, believe in capital H-I-M - BORN THIS WAY

GAGA: We need more GAYS in the world.

I'm beautiful in my way cuz God made no mistakes - BORN THIS WAY

GAGA: God made me in his own image. (err...okay...)

Don't be a drag, just be a Queen - BORN THIS WAY

GAGA: If you are going to be all feminine and girl power and stuff, then go all day and be a god-damn Queen.

Ic schleiban austa be clair es kumpent madre monstere, aus-be ays-can-be flaugen begun be uske but blair - SCHEIßE

GAGA: *some German words I MADE UP...Mother Monster...back to German words I made up*

If you want me, meet me in the Electric Chapel - ELECTRIC CHAPEL

GAGA: Come and meet me in my whore-house a.k.a pukitiam

Follow me, don't be such a holy fool - ELECTRIC CHAPEL

GAGA: Its okay to be a Little Monster. God is fine with it.

They say I need a strong man, not just a friend - FASHION OF HIS LOVE

GAGA: My friends thinks I need someone with bigger 'tool' than yours.

I can be sex, unless you want to hold hands - GOVERNMENT HOOKER

GAGA: Yeah yeah. Bla, bla, bla love. Lets get into your pants.

I can be anything, I could be everything. Just touch me, babe. I wanna be government hooker - GOVERNMENT HOOKER

GAGA: Rosmah to Najib.

I just wanna be myself and I want you to love me for who I am. I just wanna be myself and I want you to know, I am my hair - HAIR

GAGA: I am hairy. So, love me and all my hairy-glory.

I just want to be free, I just want to be me - HAIR

GAGA: I am sick of hiding my hair. Its time to set them free!

Free as my hai-ai-air, hai-ai-air hair - HAIR

GAGA: Oh, pardon me. Just got some hair in my mouth while I was singing.

I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south - HEAVY METAL LOVER

GAGA: Come lick my blonde hair covered va-jay-jay with your whiskey drenched mouth.

She's a free soul burning roads with a flag in her bra - HIGHWAY UNICORN (ROAD TO LOVE)

GAGA: Yeah, like that's comfortable.

Get your hot rods ready to rumble - HIGHWAY UNICORN (ROAD TO LOVE)

GAGA: I love me some gay porn.

Haaaa-ah-ah-ah-ah, Haaaa-ah-ah-ah-ah - JUDAS

GAGA: Just me imitating the crows. From Lady Gaga to Lady GAGAK.

I'm gonna marry the night. Leave nothing on the streets to explore - MARRY THE NIGHT

GAGA: Sorry Robin, Batman is mine. Lady GAGAK + Batman makes more sense than Batman + Robin. Its nothing personal.

We could've been perfect. Could've been happy and still alive. Now I go through hell every single night - PERFECT

GAGA: Oh, Adele.

I don't know what to tell you now. Its always harder, the second time around - SECOND TIME AROUND

GAGA: A one night stand is meant to be just that, a one night stand. Re-runs are harder.

She's hides true love, en subosillo - ALEJANDRO

GAGA: Just another French term in my songs. Sometimes they are real, sometimes I made them up.

Baby love to dance in the dark cuz when he's looking she falls apart - DANCE IN THE DARK

GAGA: I love to have sex with all the lights off. Its too much of a pressure with the lights on.

Moonlights away but she's howling at him - DANCE IN THE DARK

GAGA: Calling Jacob Black. Jacob Black, please respond. I am h...o...r...n...y.

Red One. Konvict. GAGA, music - JUST DANCE

GAGA: Oh, Akon said its cool like you sing out your name whenever you start a record so I thought I'd do the same.

I asked my friend if she's seen you around before. We might have fucked, not really sure, don't quite recall but I've seen him around before - MONSTER

GAGA: Hey girl, you slept with this one before? Cuz I think I might have...

I touched myself, can't get enough - SO HAPPY I COULD DIE

GAGA: Hello, masturbation!

Some men may follow me but you choose death and destiny - SPEECHLESS

GAGA: Coffe, tea or me? OR DIE!

Don't want no money. Just want your sex - TEETH

GAGA: I'm not a prostitute. Just a slut for you.

Something, something about the chase (6 whole years) - YOU AND I

GAGA: Stalker much?

There ain't no reason you should take me home tonight yeah baby. I got a reason that you're who should take me home tonight - THE EDGE OF GLORY

GAGA: A tough choice between being a slut or a prostitute.