I KNEW I WAS GAY WHEN...

Inspired by the recent video posted on YouTube by Davey Wavey, here's a funny post on how I knew I was gay. Perhaps if you some similarities with some of the stuff below, you might have a tingling gayness in you?

I knew I was gay when I became a CHARMED obsessed fan. I would watch every single episodes and even though they would keep repeating the same season again and again, I would still watch it. Also, I would make the effort to find the spells and chant them like I was one of the witches.

I knew I was gay when they introduced Julian McMahon as Balthazar and all I could hope for was that every episode, there would be at least a topless scene of him. Couldn't be bothered bout Alyssa Milano's provocative look in the show.

I knew I was gay when I watch CARDCAPTOR SAKURA and actually made the Clow Cards out of manila card and also the sealing wand out of tons of newspapers and glue. I would pretend to be Sakura (minus the outfit) and would command the Clow Cards to do whatever it is they are capable of doing. I would throw the cards up in the air and hit them with my sealing wand. I was 13.

I knew I was gay when I watch Mutant-X for the sake of Victor Webster. Later, he was cast as Coop in Charmed and I was on Cloud 9.

I knew I was gay when I asked my mum to send me to piano classes but she said no and ask me to pick up the guitar instead cause piano and keyboard are for girls. Well, look at me now. LOL.

I knew I was gay when instead of playing war or guns, I played with Barbie Dolls and my mum made them outfits from mermaid costumes to wedding dresses. Instead of flipping Barbie's skirt, I would flip Ken's shirt. I would also play with plastic cooking utensils called Masak-Masak. 

I knew I was gay when I watch Power Rangers and all I want to be was Kimberly, the Pink Ranger. I wanted to dress up as Pink Ranger but mum bought me the Red Ranger's costume. I wanted the bow just like what the Pink Ranger uses but dad got me a Blade Blaster, the gun that is able to transform into a short sword.

I knew I was gay when I was going through the phase of wearing neon colored tees. I was 15. Since then, I've settled for black until they make something darker.

I knew I was gay when I listened to ATOMIC KITTENS throughout my teen years.

I knew I was gay when I sang more SPICE GIRLS than BACKSTREET BOYS.

I knew I was gay when I was more into Nick Lachey instead of Jessica Simpson.

I knew I was gay when I picked Art Society as my first society back in primary school and for our first project of making a full-year calendar, I made them according to the 12 Sailormoon and her fighters. Each month was represented by different Sailors. Also, I could imitate the way Sailormoon and her fighters transform.

I knew I was gay when I sang Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive and Destiny's Child's I'm A Survivor like I own them.

I knew I was gay when BLUE came out and all I could think of was DUNCAN JAMES and fantasized about him.

I knew I was gay when I want to be married to Matt Bomer. He's my Christian Grey.

I knew I was gay when the word gay meant more to me than HAPPY.

I knew I was gay when my friends watch porn and I was at the other room playing Warcraft.

I knew I was gay when I decided brand advertisement t-shirts are so lame. i.e: wearing a Milo t-shirt.

I knew I was gay when I like colorful pants such as red, mint and mustard chinos.

I knew I was gay when I got hooked on AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I knew I was gay when my mum would take me shoe shopping with her and always make me choose her new shoes.

I knew I was gay when my favorite colors at the age of 14 were PURPLE & PINK. I am...FIFTY SHADES OF PINK.

I knew I was gay when I would google for some male artist or actor and would end it with the word 'shirtless'.

I knew I was gay when I go WOOHOO at chest and EWWW at breasts (no offence)

I knew I was gay when I want to go to bed with Alexander Skarsgard and Joe Manganiello

I knew I was gay when I took no offence in someone calling me a bitch. I'll just rain down on your parade like a Queen Bitch.

I knew I was gay when I became every girl's best friend. Now, I'm promoted to the gay best friend where we would bedazzle our vajay-jays together. 

I knew I was gay when I kissed a boy and I liked it.