TWO-FACED BITCH, DON'T KNOW WHICH TO SLAP.

A relationship involves two individuals and no friends should get caught under fire should they break up. This happened not too long ago because I made a mistake in befriending this 'innocent' looking girl whom I once called best friend. You see sometimes, BFF can also stand for BIG.FALSE.FRIEND or BITCH.FAKE.FRIEND.

A friendly gesture to invite her for dinner for her birthday turned out to be her biggest lie yet. Bitch's name is Anne. The whole Anne Stephanie Peterson. Sorry, ain't censoring no names. Bitch said she's been avoiding me because I'm still friends with her ex and that I was supposed to choose between one of them. First of all, the break up was over a year ago (get over it, bitch!) and her ex-boyfriend has always been a true friend to me and I knew him way before I got to know this short, pathetic, fat bitch. A friend should not be left to pick sides when there's an ugly break up and all those times you thrash talk about how childish others are, like bitch please.

At least I get to see your true color before it's too late. Word of advise bitch, going to church once a week yet being fake and a basic bitch for the rest of the 6 days don't make you any better. You really think going to church cleanse you off your sins? You were off my list earlier cause you don't know how to appreciate friendship.

Bitch, you don't start an argument over a 1 year break-up and it was your decision to fake it that you're okay with hanging out (bitch even hung out with us). So, are you gonna argue with everyone that's friends with your ex? Cause if so, you'll be left with...no one. Telling me your mother is teaching you to be a better person? Bitch, double please. Materialistic bitch, asking me if a friend of mine in KDU (which she's studying using her father's money) is rich. First week and already inquiring bout material wealth? Oh, you poor basic bitch.

You thrash talk about your old classmates and current classmates. Bitch, that's going to come back and bite you one of these days. You're not comfortable with your friends still being friends with your ex? Bitch, friends aren't your possession. No wonder you were dumped. Clingy, possessive and thrash talking about how the typical Chinese clings on to their boyfriends for life, spending their money. Look at you now. Please, do not taint the Church with your 6 days of neverending sinning. You tell my friends that you were rude to me and you're sorry and yet you did not say it to me. A sequel to FAKE BITCH?

When you are short, ugly and fat, you can't be an attention whore. Bitch double, triple, quadruple please. You're ugly not because of your looks (well, your looks too) but you've got one of the ugliest personality I've ever seen. Nicki Minaj should rap a song about you titled "She's A Mothafuckin' Bitch."

Oh wait, YOU DO HAVE TWO FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS!