Monday, 7 January 2013

BOYS, BOYS, BOYS


There once was a time. A time where BOY BANDS ruled the world of pop music. More than 10 years has passed and the world was peaceful with solo music and country bands. Now, the world has yet another era to digest and to acknowledge. The second wave of BOY BAND ERA. The Boy Band era has been proved to be dangerous as girls screams before they speak, shouts with each sight of their beloved boy band's posters and they sing and sing and sing to the tunes even if they can't sing. Yes, that age has strike once again. Humanity is left to fend against The Boy Bands. Though most of the Boy Bands back then were carefully exorcised, well...they all just vanished into thin air, the world of pop music has never given up on the search for THE NEXT BOY BAND.

The year, 2012. 3 Boy Bands were discovered and they are on the loose with their pop, heart-melting music.
ONE DIRECTION
5 Years Later: NO DIRECTION?
THE WANTED
5 Years Later: THE UNWANTED?
BIG TIME RUSH
5 Years Later: NO RUSH?
Over the years, we've learnt that few things usually takes place with boy bands.

#1. One or more will leave to pursue a solo career and fail miserably.
#2. After one or more left, they will start arguing.
#3. Public statements will be made that someone wants more solos in their MVs.
#4. They will come out and start ANOTHER boy band (the horror)
#5. One or more will come out from the closet after many many years.

REMEMBER THEM?
WESTLIFE
GOD-FATHER OF BOY BANDS

Where are they now: One left the band for a solo career to have an epic failed career instead while one came out of the closet - MARK FEEHILY. Still singing but does only COVERS.
N'SYNC
JT'S HAIR!
Where are they now: Props to JT for making it quite big with the solo career while one came out of the closet - LANCE BASS
BLUE
EVERY SONG IS ABOUT SEX FOR THEM
Where are they now: Three tried solo career to fall flat while one came out of the closet as a bisexual - DUNCAN JAMES
BACKSTREET BOYS
FATHER OF ALL BOY BANDS

Where are they now: Two tried a solo career to fail. Two or more suspected to be gay but none came out.

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