I SEE YOUR TRUE COLOR(S)

Malaysia is a multi-racial country, NOT Islamic country and so we are all bound to bump into many different antics from all these races. This post may be a tad bit sensitive to some and I am sorry if it offends you but it is all for the sake of info-sharing. C'mon, making a joke or two about races doesn't make you a racist. So, let's chill and have a laugh.

MALAYS:

The Malays are divided into 2 types. There are those who are very well educated or have received education. They are very fun to have a conversation with and they have common sense and also they do not make you feel like as if you want to judge them. These are the people that you can usually hang out with and are glad because they are much more open-minded. Then there are those who only knows how to 'rempit' and wolf-whistle. These, I'll just leave them at that. The Malays are very friendly and they tend to talk to you like they've known you for ages. Some find it annoying but it is their culture.

INDIANS:

The Indians are very friendly. Extremely friendly...to other Indians. You will see them in eateries, supermarkets, wet markets talking to each other like they are relatives but the fact is that, they've only met today. There are also 2 types of Indians. There are those who are the well educated, who enjoys a proper conversation and then there are Indians who talks so fast that there's no comma whatsoever. Even the fullstop is on their forehead. Not only they talk fast but they talk loud. You see these types of Indians talking and you think that they are fighting or someone had just slept with their husband when in truth, they were just chit-chatting.

CHINESE:

The Chinese most definitely have their types. You have the Chinese who are also well educated who carries proper, structured and conversation that makes sense and you have the Chinese which us, Chinese label as Pig-Dog a.k.a 'TuKao'. Nuff said.

Now, in the fast pacing world of 2012, another 'race' has emerged from the abyss of humanity. This race, they are called The Gays.

THE GAYS:

They are either a very quite bunch or a very dumb bunch. The quite bunch are usually the smart ones or the ones that observe while the dumb bunch are the ones that ask questions and all their questions are such a mournful sound. The dumb ones likes to ask questions like 'When is your last sex?' The sentence itself is disturbing. Shouldn't it be 'When was the last time you had sex?' but still, it's none of anybody's concern, no? They also like to ask if you like guys or if you are gay or bisexual. Well, they just like questions in general.

Put all these races together in a bus and this is what you will get;

MALAYS :- Playing their mp3 out loud on their phone like as if everybody in the bus would enjoy their taste in music.

INDIANS :- They'd be talking to the person next to them or opposite of them like they are relatives or close friends but they are actually...strangers.

CHINESE :- They do nothing except plug in their earphones and space out. Occasionally they sing out loud thinking nobody can hear them.

THE GAYS :- They don't talk, they don't do anything apart from trying to figure out who is gay in the bus. And once they managed to spot one of their kind, they stare.