AND THAT'S A DEER.

Have you ever prayed? Do you pray? I have two prayers when people ask me to pray. First I have;

Dear God,

Before we devour this sumptuous meal,

We would like to thank you for providing for us,

And last but not least,

I hope we won't put on weight after eating these.

Amen.

Then there's the nightly prayer that goes like this;

Dear God,

If you're here God,

Make the fire disappear when they stare, God.

Take away my fear when they interfere God.

Do you fear God? Cause I fear God.

And in my backyard, that's a deer, God

And that's a horse ranch.

Amen.

Irrelevant much? Yeah so don't any religious people out there go all "Let me tell you bout God" on me. This is for laughs and God would really like you to laugh too. I love God :-) and in my backyard, that's a deer, God.

*second prayer taken from Patron Saint Of Female Rubbish Rap, Nicki Minaj.